Conversation with a 4 year old girl
Jess: No..
Ivan" It's ***
Jess: Why does everyone call you Ivan then?
Ivan: Because it's my English name
Jess: oh... :)
Conversation with Cathy:
Ivan: Say Milk 10 times
Cathy: Milk Milk Milk....
Ivan: What do cow's drink?
Cathy: Milk
Ivan: HAHA! you suck! Cow's drink water
Cathy: Baby cows drink milk!
Ivan:... well I didn't say baby cows
Cathy: This joke isn't funny
Another conversation with Cathy:
Ivan: Why did the frog cross the road
Cathy: Why
Ivan: To see his flatmate
Cathy: ... ?
Ivan: *explains the joke in Chinese* (after much struggle)
Ivan: So do you get it?
*awkward laughter from cathy ensues*
Ivan: So do you think it was funny?
Cathy: no
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