Quotes of the Day

While eating steak for lunch:

Ping" this is my 2/3 intake for the week of red meat... This is my daily calcium intake"
Ivan: What?
Ping: What is it called again,,, that's it! Iron!.. now I will drink this juice and get my calcium intake from here
Ivan: I don't think calcium comes from the juice either

*silence for 10 seconds*

Susie: Maybe if u ate the bone of the steak u'd get ur calcium intake!!

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*Caleb clears his plate and puts his rubbish in the bin, soon after there is a noise*

Ivan: did you drop it?

Caleb: No?

Ivan: What was that noise..

Caleb: I didn't drop it, but I dropped the bone

Ivan: ??

*Ivan smells a fart and angrily asks Caleb*

Ivan: Did you fart!!

Caleb: No

Ivan: *sniff* yes you did! stop lying!

Caleb: I didn't fart when I was in this room

Ivan: $@!@&*((@)@)@!!!!!!!!!!