Jenny Craig/ Weight Watchers etc:
I remember watching these ads saying it will only cost you $1 per every kg that you have lost. What happens if you never lose weight, are you able to scab free food for the rest of your life? or even get a reimbursement if you gain weight? I suspect this is not how it works...

Apple iphone 3G: (and any other mobile phone plan)
Steve Jobs recently announced the upcoming "iphone 3G" which features a billion things I probably don't need. However, the thing that caught everyones eye was the severe price drop he placed. $199 for an 8gb and $299 for a 16gb model. He even said the prices will be parity and that nearly everyone in the world will be able to afford the iphone. As he announced this the nerd crowd were applausing like they just saw Michael Jackson. However, as i read more into it, I heard you cannot buy directly from apple and must purchase the phone via a network such as Optus of Vodafone. I heard you must also join a ludicrous plan for 2 years which basically adds up to around $1200. As I said before... too good to be true

Rugs a Million:
This guy comes up with the biggest bull. I've watched him on TV and he has been 'closing down' for the past 10 years! His rug prices are also dirt cheap "slashed!! $500 - $ 25" He is liar or his business must be suffering a loss over the past decade. Poor guy...

Godfreys:
this guy with the comb-over has also been selling vacumn cleaners for centuries and seems to give ridiculous price drops. His vacumn cleaners are able to suck anything from bowling balls to coffee tables etc. His products are too good to be true... Maybe when I need to vacumn a bowling ball I'll come to him.
Anything on DanozDirect:
Products from John Abdo's Abdoer to the 50 in 1 fruit slicer, these products are ridiculous. They are miracle workers and are able to do anything and everything. These things can be used by anyone, even the elderly. Why join the gym when you can get rock hard abs from john abdo's machine. Seriously though is it really that coincidental that the creater of the abdoer is John Abdo?!?!.Or even better, the one that gives you a full 270 degree rotation which targets your upper abs. Why not get a perfect body and have the confidence to swim in a bikini like the grandmother who is like 20 years old. This stuff is fake!. If it was real, gyms will have a million abdoers, and all other machinese would be obsolete. Never order from there! It is too good to be true

Look at the full 270 degree motion you get with the ab king pro!.

3 comments:
man im with you brother. im especially passionate about the rugs a million guy - man how many rug shops does this guy have? he's closed down about 150 in the past 2 years
good call about the godfrey's guy too haha. good ol bowling ball test
what bout SUPER AMART!!! they must be the WORST.
and those series things you buy at newsagents that gives you one part of a whole model per issue... like, "buy issue one and you get the t-rex's third rib for $2.95!!" and u end up spending $100 on a REALLY crap plastic thing.
[not talking from experience.. seriously :P]
hahahah i remember that trex thing billy. I got the skin and that was it. $2.95 what a waste...
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