Brows?

Monobrows are generally viewed in a negative light yet personally I believe there is nothing wrong with them. I've known of a few people who have shaved because it makes them so self conscious. Like shaving any other part of your body, I wonder if it grows back stubbly and even thicker than before. After pondering about it for years daily, I came up with a concept which might make me the fashion guru of the new millenium. Let me explain.

Remember in the 90's where it was cool for asians (especially Vietnamese) to have two extremely long strands of hair dangling off their fringe.

Similar to this however, they were longer and generally hung off the front two aghh I can't explan it , i'll need to draw it:

Anyways, that hairstyle was seen everywhere. It generally looked very initimidating and if I saw anyone that looked like that, I'd immediately look away and try not to engage in any eye contact to avoid getting bashed.

Back to my revolutionary discovery, I've propose for eyebrow nips. This process will take approximately 15 years, but if you start now, it is not too late. Firstly you must shave the inner edges of your brows. Wait a few weeks and when it becomes stubbly, keep shaving.

Repeat this process for 15 years until your inner brows are long , thin and robust. If applied properly, you should have something that looks like this.

In 15 years time you will be the king( or the coolest cat) of your respective hood, in my case: Sunnybank. I believe it is one of the most intimidating fashion changes of all time. By having these nips, you'll be able to intimidate anyone, so use it to your advantage. If anyone is looking for trouble, all you need to do is use your index finger, place it on the upper part of your nose, and with a quick motion, rub it up in a very quick motion. If done well, the finger will draw contact with the nips and hence move them up causing a flick. The nips will wave in the wind, causing all sorts of controversy. However, before applying this motion, you must yell "hey you!" and make sure they see it, otherwise the effect is lost.

There are several applications of this new style which I will not discuss today. I will let the creative minds of society to come up with it themselves.