Wife Beaters

A post from my first blog haha...

The Wife Beater

Another wife beater story happened probbaly... exactly a year ago. Frank Tan was driving on padstow road, getting ready to turn right on the roundabout to Warrigal Road. We're cruising along and suddenly *bang*, some dude with a cruddy sports car rams into the back of Frank's meat wagon. Inside there was quite a lot of "shock" and the impact seemed pretty huge. Frank sticks his head outta the window and indicates to the driver to drive to BP.

I was looking in the mirros and the dude behind us looked like some psycho bald dude wearing a wife beater ( white tight singlet). I dunno but I have a fear of bald dudes, they just seem that much tougher. Anyways we arrive to BP, the baldy dude comes out apologising. A few seconds later, his wife comes out and says " I told u to stop , I told you to stop, I'm so sorry blalbalb". Anyways the weird thing was that she had a massive bruise on her left eye. After a quiet talk between them she goes back into the car.

We got his number and he tries to some how make us believe that there was no damage to Frank's meat wagon even though the whole black thing was coming off. Baldy dudes car was fully smashed up. A few seconds later we hear tapping on the window. It's the woman.. she looked scared and distraught. She was whispering " help me *tap tap tap*" . Immediately Frank and I was like " hey wat is that?" . The dudes like err.. yeh.. ummm the car always makes that noise hehehe " drives off". Anyways turns out he gave us a hoax number and was never to be found. Lesson to be learnt...

When you have an accident, always get their licence numbers, number plate and phone number Also do not trust bald dudes and dont turst ppl who wear wife beaters.

End of story

I THINK HE LOOKED LIKE THIS!