Sunday, 18 November 2007

Domination?

I've noticed lately that girls love to pick on guys whenever they get the chance. If the opportunity arises, they will not hesitate the cease the opportunity.I thank God that he didn't give females super human strength otherwise all the men in the world would be wiped out (sort of like the futurama episode of the massive women). The girls I know just love to exploit my weaknesses and use it to their advantage if they don't get their own way. They also love to flex their authority by starting fights on facebook which really does not have any bearing in reality anyway. For example, Stella would instigate fights with everyone on facebook as she knows people will back her up in the fight and is pretty much guaranteed a free pass to victory. She will take this "fight" on facebook so seriously and would complain to me whenever she loses in fights. Often, she would also tickle Ping or I if she wants something or would threaten to do so. This has happened on numerous occasions during class.

I diagnose Stella with small lady syndrome. Common symptoms include: physical abuse, exploitation, scheming to bring down the next person (especially boys). This bitterness is found in several small girls I know including: Stella, Sarah, Alice, May and the billion sunday school kids @ church.

Joyce is a different case as she is not that small, she is actually my mother and can beat me down. She has the physical strength to dominate me.

This short post basically concludes that girls have a double standard and are able to get away with anything. If I decided to tickle a girl and exploit this weakness to get my way, it would be considered sexual abuse. I'm just asking the world why it is ok for girls to touch guys inappropriately (namely tickling) just for cheap laughs?




Burita

2 comments:

SHUMIN said...

HAHA. i actually think this is quite true.

Anonymous said...

hey guessie whaties - now im done with travelling.. i can concentrate my blogging energies on PU-bashing you... i'm not sure why i decided i would target you to pick on... it's prolly coz u lied to me from day 1... who the hell does that.. .. .
"i think i will lie to this nice girl named joyce"...
.. everything we go through today ... ALL ... ALL ALL STEMS FROM YOUR ACTIONS all those years ago.